The High Crusade(1994)

...because a heathen is a heathen.

The High Crusade is a comedic science fiction film that follows a group of medieval Crusaders who stumble upon an alien spacecraft and its pilot. Believing they've found the ultimate weapon to reclaim the Holy Land, the naive warriors embark on their grand crusade—only to discover they've been transported to an alien world far beyond Jerusalem. What unfolds is a clash of medieval ambition and cosmic absurdity, as the Crusaders attempt to navigate an entirely foreign civilization with nothing but their faith, swords, and newfound extraterrestrial vessel. The film blends historical adventure with sci-fi humor, creating a Monty Python-esque tale of mistaken conquest and culture shock on an intergalactic scale.